it actually annoys the fuck out of me that this was the only before and after post of mine that ever really got attention lol
GUEST: (charges over) I want my FUCKING money back.
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry, what are you referring to?
GUEST: You shoulda paid ME to go there. FUCK.
CONCIERGE: I’m sorry?
GUEST: That was the worst Super Bowl ever.
GUEST: And now my flight is cancelled? Gimme three thousand fucking dollars.
CONCIERGE: I’m very sorry about the Broncos, ma’am.
GUEST: THAT FIRST FUCKING SNAP!!!
(Exact location changed to protect the hotel’s identity.)
CONCIERGE: Alright, so to get there just walk out the front door, turn right and you’re going from 42nd to 52nd!
GUEST: Hm. I better write that down.
CONCIERGE: It’s just out the front door, turn right and go from 42nd to 52nd. 10…
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